My daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance
immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV,
stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation
Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car. Take my front door key away from me
and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again.
And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother."
Well, she didn't put it quite like that. she actually said...
"Dad I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign."